I confess that Switzerland can suck my huge dick.
By Anonymous Whale 0 Comment(s)
I confess that i faked my own death and am now in bangkok and occasionally fuck me-impersonators
By michael jackson 0 Comment(s)
I confess that I am a dead giraffe and I like it.
By Anonymous Dead Giraffe (with a sore anus) 0 Comment(s)
I confess that while i am good at making watches and money i am totally suckass at war and no one should fear me
By the nation of switzerland 0 Comment(s)
I confess that I once fucked a pangolin with a nice haircut, but he was in fact a Michael Jackson impersonator.
By Anonymous Michael Jackson Impersonator Fucker 0 Comment(s)
I confess that i rarely get used for anything other than cleaning drug paraphernalia
By swiss army knife 0 Comment(s)
I confess that I find this statement offensive, and that Switzerland will now declare war to every living things. Wel love bukkake, too.
By Anonymous Swiss Warlord 0 Comment(s)
i confess that i would fuck a pangolin if it had a nice haircut
By Anonymous Sinner 0 Comment(s)
I confess that the guy with feelings is a pussy. Go play with Swiss, fuckface.
By Anonymous Sinner 0 Comment(s)
I confess that this movie will really be great
By Anonymous Platypus Owner (videotaping) 0 Comment(s)
I confess that i was once rejected by a goats and now hate all goats
By i have feelings 0 Comment(s)
I confess that I am a goat-fucking platypus-hating satanist pangolin and that you will all burn in hell.
By Anonymous Sinner 0 Comment(s)
I confess that fucking pigs is sick. Goats are better.
By Anonymous Satanist Goatfucker 0 Comment(s)
I confess that i too fuck pigs but only when i'm on the cocaine
By multispecies bestial drug addict 0 Comment(s)
I confess that I also fuck pigs.
By Anonymous Bear Inquisitor 0 Comment(s)
I confess that the last one is true.
By Anonymous Platypus (with a sore anus too) 0 Comment(s)
I confess that the bear inquisitor confessed to me that he molests human children and is a racist
By Anonymous Sinner 0 Comment(s)
I confess that i laughed so hard at apple customers confession that my dick fell out of my platypus
By failed platypus fucker 0 Comment(s)
I confess that we should burn the dishonest platypus liar at the stake for his sins.
By Anonymous Bear Inquisitor 0 Comment(s)
I confess that i am not actually steve jobs either
By or am i? 0 Comment(s)
